What's your dictionary definition?

Now for something a bit lighter (but don't forget to reduce your carbon emissions!)...

How would you be described in the dictionary? Mine is eerily accurate :)

Jane -- [noun]: A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'

or is it...? I gave it another shot.

Jane -- [adjective]: Smelling like turnips at all times 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'

What do turnips smell like? *sniff* *sniff*