Why God made mums by Quinn & Griffin

Answers given by Quinn and Griffin to the same questions.

Why did God make mothers?
Q: so they can have babies to make more people in the world.
G: to make people.

How did God make mothers?
Q: with his power.
G: Got a big snow thing, and then another snow flake, and then a line for the mouth, and then 2 sticks for arms and 2 for legs.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
Q: Sugar, Spice and all things nice.
G: Milk

Why did God give you your mother & not some other mum?
Q: Because she made you and you were born from her.
G: All people only have one mom...

What kind of little girl was your mum?
Q: a proud girl
G: a cute girl.

What did mum need to know about dad before she married him?
Q: That he was fine.
G: When she started to be in love with him.

Why did your mum marry your dad?
Q: So they could have children.
G: So the mom could have a nice cute little child.

Who's the boss at your house?
Q: The dad.
G: The maid - Tiny.

What's the difference between mums & dads?
Q: Dads are boys & moms are girls. Moms have vaginas and dads have willies. Moms have babies and dads have testicles. Dads have little boobies and moms have big boobies.
G: The moms have girl names...

What does your mum do in her spare time?
Q: work, go to bed, dinner, hair cut, feed baby, changes baby's nappies, pick her nose, go to the toilet, close curtains, put on socks, go to dinner, eat dinner, and 'don't forget your notice'
G: Takes the children to school.

What would it take to make your mum perfect?
Q: If she remembered manners, and dressed nicely, and don't be rude, and never smack boy's bums ever again.
G: Clothes.

If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be?
Q: I'd make her give me R5000, and that's all.
G: I'd change my mommy's small nose into a big nose...