Q & G isms

• Q on finishing his dinner, 'I need a tooth pig' (tooth pick).I asked him if that's a microscopic miniature pig that roots around in your teeth eating out remnants. That would work well!
  

• G while retelling a story from school, '...and Kayla said a Rock Violet killed her little dog' (Rottwieler)

• After telling Quinn he WAS going to school on Monday (he was off on Friday due to the massive public servant strike). 'No, there's no school, we are on strike!' Dream on dude! I told him he'd get a strike on his bum if he wasn't careful - we were joking!