I am now a bovine deity!

My director just walked past and said, 'What time is our meeting?'

So I said, 'In and hour'

He hesitated, and then said, 'Holy Cow'

I said, 'erm...Thanks'

Grumpy Mo-Fo (Network Eng) says, 'Dude you can't speak to your staff like that.'

I said, 'No really it's ok, most people just call me FAT cow!' ;)