Just for today, cos I am PMSing like nobody's business.
When there are like 12 toilet stalls in a row, why for the love of god do 2x consecutive people have to come and use the one right NEXT to mine, when ALL the others are free?? WHY!? Especially since I went in there to 'escape' the world for a short while...
Why when you want to be left alone does everyone feel the need to comment on everything you do? I bought a lunch-box of frozen soup to work yesterday. I had half for lunch yesterday and half for lunch today. So I just get it warmed up and come to my desk, and guy comes up to me.
'Oh what are you eating..?'
'Soup'
'Are you on some kind of soup diet?'
'No, I am just having soup for lunch'
'You eat soup every day'
'No. I had soup yesterday and I am finishing it today. I last had soup about 2 months ago.' (Now fuck off so I can eat my soup!)
Finally. My phone rings, so I answer clearly and politely:
'Hello. Jane speaking'
'Hello, can I speak to Jane.'
'JANE speaking, that's why I said 'Hello, Jane speaking'!' (Fucktard!)
Ok, vent over.
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